Here's my solution...

Every so often we get another pseudo-intellectual talking about how we need to reduce the "over-population" of the world. So here's my solution.

Any person advocating population reduction to solve any problem in the world will be required, unless they are an only child, to commit suicide. After all, if China's barbaric one child policy really is the solution to global warming, as the article linked above proposes, then those who advocate it have a duty, if they are child two through whatever, to implement that policy or be considered elitist frauds. In addition, if they are an only child and have managed to bring more then one child into the world themselves they must choose which of their children must die therefore ensuring both the implementation of their policy and maintaining intellectual credibility. (BTW the author of the story linked above has two so we'll have to wait and see which one she wishes to get rid of).


Until this happens they should be ignored.