I Couldn't Resist Part 2...

A Sunday School teacher was explaining the story of Elijah and the prophets of Baal. She told her class how the Prophet put the wood on the altar, cut the animal in pieces, and then ordered water to be poured again and again on the sacrifice. Then she asked her class, "Why do you think Elijah wanted the water poured over the animal on the altar?" A little girl in the back of the glass started waving her hand and said, "To make the gravy."

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A Sunday School teacher was telling her class the story of Sodom and Gomorrah and how Lot's wife looked back at the cities while they were running away and turned into a pillar of salt. A little boy interrupted "My mommy looked back once when we were driving and turned into a telephone pole."