Okay............

In this age when everyone with a guitar thinks the world is entitled to thier opinions on everything Sheryl Crow has staked out her case for a limit on toilet paper in her efforts to promote ecological awareness.

Uhhhhh Sheryl, how about giving up that electric guitar, and all those speakers and lights, and that really big house, and the tour bus and....

And maybe someone needs to remind her that paper products come from trees which, you know, can be planted again after they have been harvested.

And for Pete's sake lady, limiting yourself to one or two squares of paper for every time you, let's say, have need of them. No way am I ever going to shake your hand. Ever!

That screaming by the way is the noise that common sense makes when its being killed.